Thisday Tell:

What a great surprise! You never can tell what a man can do just by a mere look. Every individual on the surface of the earth is filled with one great talent or another. You may be thinking how possible this can be. But I tell you that is absolutely true. However, just join me in my train as we travel to Ubili Village for more facts. An animal kingdom located down hill as we travel across seven towns in seven months. As we finally arrive there on the seventh month. Approximately, at the Centre of the Village lived a man known to be the king of the Village. He have five sons and a world class beautiful daughter (Nma). She was so pretty that she comes out only once a day. And does not do any house work because their parents (king and Lolo) cherish her so much. Her beauty causes the sun to dance seven times anytime she comes out. What a beauty! She was very charming and naturally endowed. So much so that anyone could do anything to have her. What about you? Meanwhile, the ...

Once, there lived in the animal kingdom-gorilla, tortoise, lion, chimpanzee, grasscutter, monkey, zebra, dog, elephant, goat, cow and so no. However, there was need for a king, to rule the kingdom. So all the animals assembled themselves in the village square to discuss on how to choose a king. The animals unanimously concluded that the king must be strong, good, honest and have endurance. As a means to determine who is fit for the kingship, they agreed that hot-peppered soup will be prepared and all the animals will taste it. And that anybody who did not do sshuuuuum will be the king. Expectedly, the appointed day came, all the animals gathered back in the village square to eat the soup with too much pepper. The first animal came, tasted it and did shhuuuuum. Gorilla came and also did shhuuuuum, same also did the lion and the rest of the animals. But there was one animal that refused to submit to the pain and hotness of the soup. He used a style unknown to other animals to overcam...

Christ Jesus had in many ways proved His divinity and power. He had in many occasions demonstrated His love and might. There is nothing impossible for God to do-and so also Christ Jesus. His love for us wouldn't allow Him to forsake us. He is always moved to do good for us. Love cannot allow God to abandon His children who genuinely call onto him. (ref: Jn 11) Even onto death, He is with us. What a love my people. He do it for us to believe and trust in him. So what are you waiting for? Come let us approach the throne of mercy and love. A throne that welcomes and cherishes all, no matter your color, height, size and so on. He cares for you and me, that's the best. God loves you even now. Joke In Mr. Shima's funeral prayer, the priest preached how good Mr. Shima was. He said, that Mr. Shima was such a wonderful Christian who devoted his time in serving God. And shone every form of evil. At this, Mrs. Shima touched her son and told him to look into the coffin to check ...

Once in the animals den, there lived tortoises and squirrels. Tortoise lived with his parents and relations but he was the only son and also very greedy while squirrel was good. A certain year came, and there was a famine in the land of the animals. The animals started killing each other, for survival. Some went deep into the forest in search of food, while some kill their parents. This continued for a very long time. That the animals nearly finished in the animal den. One day squirrel went far in the forest to get food for himself and his parents. When he came back, he took his share of food and went out to eat it, on his way he met his friend tortoise crawling hungrily, squirrel wanted to hide his food but it was too late because the tortoise have seen it, so he asked squirrel what he was eating and drinking and where he got it from. But he lied and told his friend tortoise that he got what he was eating in their house. The tortoise asked him what the thing was, he told the torto...

A king had a male servant who, in all circumstances always said to him; my king , do not be discouraged because everything God does is perfect, no mistakes. One day, they went hunting and a wild animal attacked the king, the servant managed to kill the animal but couldn't prevent his majesty from losing a finger. Furious and without showing gratitude, the king said; if God was good, I wouldn't have been attacked and lost one finger. The servant replied,"despite all these things, I can only tell you that God is good and everything He does is perfect, He is never wrong". Outraged by the response, the king ordered for the arrest of his servant. While being taken to prison, he told the king again, God is good and perfect. Another day, the king left alone for another hunting and was captured by savages, who use human beings for sacrifice. On the altar, the savages found out that the king didn't have one finger in place, he was released because he was considered not...

 Boy Child:                   A little boy walked up to an expectant mother and pointing to her belly asked, "What's that, madam?" Woman:            "That's my sweet baby. I love him very much." Boy Child:                "If you love him very much , why the hell did you swallow him?"                                        Part B  Foolish Boy:                   The boy asked his friend after they have collected result, o boy whats your position now? Intelligent Boy:                   Ha, i took first oh! That's number one position. Foolish Boy:                 Hahahahahahah! you are a dull boy o, you see,..... i told you that ...

                                                     Bible Tips                                        Patient and Endurance This day God wants us to be patient and endure life suffering. Life itself is a transient. And everything in life is therefore, passing away. To live like a Christian calls for a total patient and endurance. Never give up! Hear what the Holy Bible is telling us in James 5:7-8 :   Be patient, then, my brothers and sisters, until the Lord comes. See how patient a farmer is as he waits for his land to produce precious crops. He waits patiently for the autumn and spring rains. You also must be pa...