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Ebola Joke

In a testimony service organized by a certain Pastor. A man gave testimony on how he was cured of Ebola. He said that was tested Ebola positive but now he had been treated. After his testimony he was asked to pass the microphone to the next person who immediately refused to collect it from him. The junior pastor was asked to collect the microphone from him but he refused, saying it was senior pastor turn to talk. The senior pastor was then asked to collect the microphone but also refused. He then said that he wanted to make thanksgiving offering on behalf of the man and for that reason he has offered the microphone to the man. He said that the man should go home with it!!!

Friend Betray Friends

Once upon a time, there was a serious famine in the animal kingdom which caused the death of most animals. Eventually, this tragedy extended beyond the imagination of the animals. At a point the leaders of the animals met to sort for a way to remedy themselves from this unforeseen incident. But all effort proved abortive. meanwhile, there were certain friends who were able to find means of surviving. On one certain day, Tortoise and his two friends Rooster and Squirrel went out in search of food. After so much effort which they wasted in the past, came across a garden. The garden was full of fresh CLOVER. It was like a dream. The three friends tried to wakeup from dream but couldn't because it wasn't a dream. With a gesture of surprise tortoise breathed down like someone who have been relieved of a death sentence. And the three friends looked at each other and smiled. Rooster without hesitation gave three o'clock crow. They then match down to behold what fortune had for

Joke

A man who is tired of living went to library and asked the Liberian for a suicide book. The Liberian showed him the book and asked him. How he will return the book.......

True Leather To Success

Thoughts lead on to purposes; purposes go forth in action; actions form habits; habits decide character; and character fixes our destiny. “Tryon Edwards We all start out in life as being quite ordinary and many remain that way. The few who have become extraordinary have these qualities (no specific order): 1. Definite Aim, Vision and Purpose- Successful people constantly seek clarity in their lives. They know what they want and they follow their own dream. Vague desires and beliefs lead to vague outcomes. It is this sense of direction that gives them the staying power to stick to their goals and achieve their dreams. 2 . Expertise and Excellence- No matter what they pursue, they become the best in their field. There is no job too small and successful people strive for excellence. They pursue mastery and understand that money is a by-product of the value they offer. 3. Focused- People who experience success know how to concentrate. They realize that they cannot do everythi

THE EAGLE

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The eagle is a symbol used many times in Scripture. In fact, it is mentioned 39 times throughout the Bible. We can learn some very important lessons from this majestic creation of God. Eagles have a wing span of 2 meters and are around 90 cm tall. The eagle mates for life and uses the same nest for life. This nest is built in a safe place, often on a ledge of a sharp cliff. It is built to last and the largest nest reported is 9-1/2 feet wide and 20 feet deep. When the babies are born, both parents assume responsibility for their care. They are gentle parents, sitting on the eggs for one month. The parents bring food up to the nest and feed them small pieces of meat. Within 45 days, they can weigh nearly 40 times their birth weight. At three months they get special feathers for flying and a new learning experience begins. The Mother eagle flies into the nest and begins to thrash around causing a great commotion. Eventually, one of the babies will fall out of the nes