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Todays Joke

 Boy Child:                   A little boy walked up to an expectant mother and pointing to her belly asked, "What's that, madam?" Woman:            "That's my sweet baby. I love him very much." Boy Child:                "If you love him very much , why the hell did you swallow him?"                                        Part B  Foolish Boy:                   The boy asked his friend after they have collected result, o boy whats your position now? Intelligent Boy:                   Ha, i took first oh! That's number one position. Foolish Boy:                 Hahahahahahah! you are a dull boy o, you see,..... i told you that you don't know anything. See small   number that you took. Intelligent Boy:               Okay, what of you what do you carry? Foolish Boy:                I took big number o, my own pass you o. Since we are 51 in the class, i took that 51 o. My parents will be pleased with me well well.      

Bible Tip

                                                     Bible Tips                                        Patient and Endurance This day God wants us to be patient and endure life suffering. Life itself is a transient. And everything in life is therefore, passing away. To live like a Christian calls for a total patient and endurance. Never give up! Hear what the Holy Bible is telling us in James 5:7-8 :   Be patient, then, my brothers and sisters, until the Lord comes. See how patient a farmer is as he waits for his land to produce precious crops. He waits patiently for the autumn and spring rains. You also must be patient. Keep your hopes high, for the day of the Lord’s coming is near. A farmer who sows his seed does that with patient because he don’t know what will become of his farmer. If rain will actually fall or not and if it does to what extent and so on. There is one thing we should know- that it took God himself patient to create the whole universe. If it is whe

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