Thisday Tell:

This morning I mistakenly transfered $200k to a wrong phone number via first bank mobile money transfer. After thinking of a way to stop the person from withdrawing the money, 😂 I came up with an idea of sending a text message to the person's phone number saying: 😂 """Hello dark and worthy initiate, I hope you're OK. I believe you have received the money I sent to you... It's for your initiation into the eternal mystical order of glorious satanism in the ogboni fraternity scheduled to take place tomorrow at 12 midnight. That money is only for your transport. I'll send you more for shopping. 😂 There are riches awaiting you in this kingdom. Two weeks after the initiation, a family member very close to your heart will die, this will unlock your ticket to wealth and you will have the ability to fly at night to any part of the world. Thanks in advance. But in case you're not ready to join, please send back the money immediately to avoid your sudden deat

Clarus went to a doctor�s office yesterday morning complaining of serious back pain. The doctor examined him and asked, �What did you do to your back?� Clarus replied you know that I�m a bouncer at a night club?� Yesterday morning I got home to my house early and heard a noise coming from my room. As I entered, I knew someone was sleeping with my wife as my wife was lying Unclad on the bed and the back door was open. I rushed out through the back door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the back door I saw a man downstairs running out of the building and was dressing himself up. I quickly grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. That is how I scattered my back. The doctor treated him and he left. In the afternoon, another man arrived looking as if he had been in a car wreck. The doctor said; �My last patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What happened to you?� The man replied, �You know I have been unemployed for a while now, this morning was supposed to be my first da

Clarus went to a doctor�s office yesterday morning complaining of serious back pain. The doctor examined him and asked, �What did you do to your back?� Clarus replied you know that I�m a bouncer at a night club?� Yesterday morning I got home to my house early and heard a noise coming from my room. As I entered, I knew someone was sleeping with my wife as my wife was lying Unclad on the bed and the back door was open. I rushed out through the back door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the back door I saw a man downstairs running out of the building and was dressing himself up. I quickly grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. That is how I scattered my back. The doctor treated him and he left. In the afternoon, another man arrived looking as if he had been in a car wreck. The doctor said; �My last patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What happened to you?� The man replied, �You know I have been unemployed for a while now, this morning was supposed to be my first da

Clarus went to a doctor�s office yesterday morning complaining of serious back pain. The doctor examined him and asked, �What did you do to your back?� Clarus replied you know that I�m a bouncer at a night club?� Yesterday morning I got home to my house early and heard a noise coming from my room. As I entered, I knew someone was sleeping with my wife as my wife was lying Unclad on the bed and the back door was open. I rushed out through the back door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the back door I saw a man downstairs running out of the building and was dressing himself up. I quickly grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. That is how I scattered my back. The doctor treated him and he left. In the afternoon, another man arrived looking as if he had been in a car wreck. The doctor said; �My last patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What happened to you?� The man replied, �You know I have been unemployed for a while now, this morning was supposed to be my first da

A man saw a poster inviting interested villagers to appear during the traditional marriage that will be held by the movie industry. Its a movie marriage. The man thought of making money that day since there will be a lot of money spraying. So he went to Akpos the shoemaker and said "Please can you design a shoe that can magnet money for me?" Akpos smiled and replied "Yes! But it will cost you just 5,000 Naira". He paid and left. On that day, the man appeared at the movie scene with his customized shoe. Not too long, some group of men acting as multi millionaire stood up and started spraying their dollars on the couple. As the man sighted the dollars, he shouted "double blessing!". He took style and match the first dollar but it didn't magnet. He changed position and match another one but no show. He became frustrated and was matching and matching but nothing is happening. As he turned to his left, he saw Akpos matching the dollars seriously with e

A man was having morning devotion with his entire household. "Daddy, I had a revelation last night says" Mary, the 40yr old first daughter. "Go on and share with us" replied the father. "In my dream last night, I saw a rich man asking me to marry him. I think my suitor is on the way. So I want us to pray for the dream to come true" says the daughter. "Praise the lord!!!!" the man shouts with so much joy. "I know my enemies shall not laugh at me" he added. Akpos the house boy raised his hand and said �Sir, I equally have a revelation". The man gave him a surprise look and said "Ok go ahead". Akpos continued "Praisssssssiiiisssee the living God somebody! In my dream last night, I saw myself with Mary. She was wearing white gown and I was putting on black suit. We were both holding hands, smiling, and dancing towards the alter for..." The man shun him and shout "Holy Ghost Fire you and all your villagers!

Akpos has tried all possible means to succeed in life but to no avail. One day he decided to visit a prophet. The prophet promised to deliver him but he has to pay 20,000 Naira. Akpos went and borrowed the money from a friend. The next day, Akpos handed over 20,000 naira to the prophet. After series of speaking in tongues, The prophet then say to him "young man, Your mother in-law is a winch and she is the cause of your problems. Akpos replied surprisingly "Ha! but am not married." After another round of speaking in tongues, The prophet said "Error error, you did not remove your shoes outside." Akpos went outside and removed his shoes. The prophet wanting to be clever then asked "But do you have a step mother?" Akpos replied "Yes". After the third round of speaking in tongues, he said "Yes yes yes! your step mother covered your destiny inside a pot and hid under her bed. So go home and break the pot". Akpos got angry and r

Akpos has tried all possible means to succeed in life but to no avail. One day he decided to visit a prophet. The prophet promised to deliver him but he has to pay 20,000 Naira. Akpos went and borrowed the money from a friend. The next day, Akpos handed over 20,000 naira to the prophet. After series of speaking in tongues, The prophet then say to him "young man, Your mother in-law is a winch and she is the cause of your problems. Akpos replied surprisingly "Ha! but am not married." After another round of speaking in tongues, The prophet said "Error error, you did not remove your shoes outside." Akpos went outside and removed his shoes. The prophet wanting to be clever then asked "But do you have a step mother?" Akpos replied "Yes". After the third round of speaking in tongues, he said "Yes yes yes! your step mother covered your destiny inside a pot and hid under her bed. So go home and break the pot". Akpos got angry and remo