Love Move

Today I decided to go and rest at my mom's restaurant. When I got their, I met my younger sister serving food to a pretty damsel. I couldn't resist her beauty, so I acted like a customer. My younger sister knew my moves, so she smiled and played along. ME: Hey! give me food am in a hurry, I didn't park my car well (My sister smiled and the girl gave me a charming look) My sister: (Serving me) Customer, U can change car ooo. Look at the type of car u brought today (Pointing at someone's Range Rover, that parked outside) Me: Yaah, that one belongs to my mom. My dad travelled, so my mom took his lambogini, so I decided to use my mom's Range Rover since am tired of driving that my Ferrari. My sister couldn't hold the laughter any longer, so she ran out and blast it.....I was left alone with the girl, so I introduced myself to her and we started chatting and I brain washed her. When she was about to succumb, My Mom just entered...Piam! The next thing I heard was...... Michael  Na so u go dey chop like mumu. Na only food u know. Anyway, did u sell the Moi-Moi finish??? Chai....... My village people later succeeded, I am still looking for where to hang my self... I have finally disgraced my ancestors... hahahajajajjaja ja

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