Clarus And a Doctor

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Clarus went to a doctor�s office yesterday morning complaining of serious back pain. The doctor examined him and asked, �What did you do to your back?� Clarus replied you know that I�m a bouncer at a night club?� Yesterday morning I got home to my house early and heard a noise coming from my room.
As I entered, I knew someone was sleeping with my wife as my wife was lying Unclad on the bed and the back door was open. I rushed out through the back door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the back door I saw a man downstairs running out of the building and was dressing himself up. I quickly grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. That is how I scattered my back. The doctor treated him and he left.
In the afternoon, another man arrived looking as if he had been in a car wreck. The doctor said; �My last patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What happened to you?� The man replied, �You know I have been unemployed for a while now, this morning was supposed to be my first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won�t believe it, a fridge fell on me.�
The doctor treated him and he left. In the evening, just before the doctor was about to close, a third man came, he looked even worse than the other two men. The doctor was shocked and exclaimed; �Wetin to you?!!� He replied; �I was hiding inside a fridge.�

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