Todays Joke

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 Boy Child:
                  A little boy walked up to an expectant mother and pointing to her belly asked, "What's that, madam?"
Woman:
           "That's my sweet baby. I love him very much."
Boy Child:
               "If you love him very much , why the hell did you swallow him?"

                                       Part B
 Foolish Boy:
                  The boy asked his friend after they have collected result, o boy whats your position now?
Intelligent Boy:
                  Ha, i took first oh! That's number one position.
Foolish Boy:
                Hahahahahahah! you are a dull boy o, you see,..... i told you that you don't know anything. See small   number that you took.
Intelligent Boy:
              Okay, what of you what do you carry?
Foolish Boy:
               I took big number o, my own pass you o. Since we are 51 in the class, i took that 51 o. My parents will be pleased with me well well.    
 

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