JOKE

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Mother And Child:

Mother: Mary where are you?

Mary: Mum am at home.

Mother: why didn't you go to school today?

Mary: Mum, my teacher said on Monday that 2+8 = 10, on Tuesday he said that 3+7 = 10, on Wednesday he said that 5+5 = 10.

Am not going to that school again until he change.

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